Muffin Top of The Panty

20 Aug

Muffin Top: When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.

 As if this isn’t bad enough…I am seeing an influx of panty muffin top…HELL TO THE NO!!!

panty top

Underwear is supposed to be the most comfortable part of ur wardrobe…I personally don’t wear any, but this is what I have been told..

Why would you buy panties a size to small? Ur LYING to urself!!!

If ur ass aint a size small…it aint a size small…get over it!!

Then you put on some form-fitting cotton dress and the world is  forced to see ur panty top…GROSS.

Now, I have 2 questions for u:

ONE: when u peel off ur panties at night, do you think its normal to have dents in ur skin?

TWO: I have lady parts, and they do not like to be sausaged into anything…and I’m sorry, not to be gross, but all our vagina’s need to breathe.

That being said, my number two question for you is “Do you douche?”  Cause people get yeast infections from tight jeans, and ur ass is running around with tight ass panties on…one can only imagine the bread ur baking in those thongs!!

What is with chicks refusing to size up? EVEN IN PANTIES???


Say NO to PANTY TOP!!!!





6 Responses to “Muffin Top of The Panty”

  1. anima69316 August 22, 2013 at 8:50 am #

    Funny I didn’t get it until I saw the pic, the tight jeans one is notorious in the south. The brave ones will wear a tight shirt making it obvious that the pants are too small. And do the guys at work know you don’t wear underwear? Their not men if they don’t……

    • thisiswhyihateu August 22, 2013 at 9:27 am #

      hahahahaha…no I don’t think they do, I always dress appropriately…kinda hard to tell.

      • anima69316 August 22, 2013 at 8:21 pm #

        You have twitter? I need a daily dose of this every few months not doing it and I know you see more bizarre stuff than your telling. Food for thought-thanks

      • thisiswhyihateu August 22, 2013 at 8:45 pm #

        Do u follow my FB page?? I have been slacking but I plan on updating more often

  2. Sambamm September 10, 2013 at 6:48 pm #

    Your blog is awful – you should concentrate less on negative things and just try to write about something you do like. Maybe enlighten your reader with the ‘finer’ (music, celebs, hot reads, good movies) – we can all be a critic, but if your negative about everything… Your writing is counterproductive and useless. You can shit talk everything, try saying something worth value. On that note it blows me away how some countries have monitored Internet an use twitter to inform the rest of the world of the atrocities of their gournment – and when people have freedoms to write they spread hate. Better yet stop writing and start reading good blogs to get ideas on how to be a better writer.
    Also all this woman on woman hate is disgusting and degrading – it seems like there are deep unresolved issues you may have / need to work on. Women have come along way in North America – maybe talk about different issues.

  3. anima69316 May 11, 2014 at 4:43 pm #

    OH NO RADICAL FEMINIST ATTACK!!! Should have known they would show up eventually took long enough.

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